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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 11 Mar 2019
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    My toddler just learned that his grandmother is his mom’s mom, and the knowledge is shattering his concept of reality.

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      1. dorf_physics‏ @dorf_physics 11 Mar 2019
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        Take out a family tree after that shock and report results

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      1. MachinEbede‏ @machinebede1 11 Mar 2019
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        Could be worse my dads grand mother was called my momma because he and his siblings heard thier mom calling her momma, and started calling her momma too. So when corrected no thats my momma, the name stuck

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      2. Reeducation Camp Cig Plug  🇺🇲 5'11 👑, 71 IQ‏ @DShaw873 11 Mar 2019
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        His mood rn?pic.twitter.com/YrnbZGQOlc

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      3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 11 Mar 2019
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        All the time.

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      1. Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things‏ @uppityhobbit 11 Mar 2019
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        My great-grandmother lived next door to my grandfather. They were not related. My childhood brain never could quite grasp that one.

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        pic.twitter.com/RA5wiOaCpD

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      1. Adrian Bye‏ @adrianbye 11 Mar 2019
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        As it should

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      2. Greg Hood‏ @Big_Greg77 11 Mar 2019
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        Mine understands that I used to be a kid, but for some reason thinks he was an adult at that time.

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      3. Sanction the book‏ @mcclay_roman 11 Mar 2019
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        😂👍🏻

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      2. Piggy‏ @PiggyPlayMetal 11 Mar 2019
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        The mom of mommy The 4th dimension mom

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