When there's poop on you and you aren't sure whose it is and dont care.
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Just visited my friends with a 10months old son. I do not think there is one square inch in that house that is not thoroughly covered in baby saliva and other fluids :D
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This ....this is y i dont want kids thats...nah just no
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Are you kidding? (Pun intended) it's mentally freeing to get over being grossed out. You know you've reached a whole new level in life when your toddler is bent over your leg while you wipe their butt and you dont even think twice about it anymore lol.
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Baby throws chew toy at ground... First kid: I must sanitize it! Second kid: Eh, rinse it off. Third kid: *kick it back to them*
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Urine is surprisingly sterile. And I always feel a certain amount of bacterial contact is necessary to build a healthy immune system...
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