When you're ready to dig into that salad you just picked up at @wendys, but instead of a fork you were given two spoons to use as chopsticks apparently... O.o
Good thing I carry backups...pic.twitter.com/BsXYC5H1Ct
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When you're ready to dig into that salad you just picked up at @wendys, but instead of a fork you were given two spoons to use as chopsticks apparently... O.o
Good thing I carry backups...pic.twitter.com/BsXYC5H1Ct
Oh no! Please DM us the restaurant location and your phone # so we can make this right. Thanks!
(please say you’re sending Roo a fork for his pouch)
@Wendys don’t believe the pouch denial
#WhatsInTekRoosPouchToday SPOONS, lots and lots of spoons; 75 years supply of plastic straws; deeds to all the pineapple farms in HI; and baby otter trying to identify as a honey badger. @roknesepic.twitter.com/DKlSFErdvP
THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE UNFOUNDED BALDERDASH!
You’re not a otter like @Tek_Roo doesn’t have a pouch or fanny pack like @VekaFitzfrancis @SlugMcSlugFace would say. 
Has @roknese gone trans species?!?! Honey otter don’t give an eff
IM NOT A FUCKING OTTER!pic.twitter.com/jiQJd7T1kY
Honey otter... love it.
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