You and me share one brain.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @KKalvaitis and
My wife is sending me pictures from her copy. I don't get the love for this book. Luke is... flying?pic.twitter.com/5KRX3bmKNb
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Replying to @NotJohnDaker @TheBrometheus and
Ok. So. Alderaanian exiles are trying to pressure Leia into a political marriage with Prince Isolder of Hapes (pic related). A frustrated and desperate Han wins a planet in a Sabacc game and kidnaps Leia to take her there to impress her and win her backpic.twitter.com/ElnmPieZI8
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @NotJohnDaker and
They get to Dathomir and end up trapped on a planet with warring tribes of matriarchal Force users called Witches (who have tamed Rancors) and the Nightsisters (who are hideously corrupted by the Dark Side. And the Imps are blockading the planet to keep them isolated.pic.twitter.com/Im2Swo1zpE
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @NotJohnDaker and
Luke and Isolder follow to rescue them, and Luke gets captured by a Witch looking for a mate and he's the first male Force User she's ever seen. He gently tries to persuade her that enslaving men isn't the way to go about doing this.
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @NotJohnDaker and
A bunch of stuff happens and it ends with the Witches of Dathomir defeating the Nightsisters and learning that men are capable of being trusted and treated as equals and then there's a wedding. Its great fun.
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @TheBrometheus and
Did Han get brainwiped or something? His dialogue is cringe-worthy
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Replying to @NotJohnDaker @TheBrometheus and
Oh, the book's GOOFY, no doubt about it.
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @NotJohnDaker and
This can be make or break. I put down the New Jedi Order book 1 by RA Salvatore because I couldn’t imagine Leia saying what he put in her mouth.
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Replying to @PCBushi @NotJohnDaker and
Star Wars continuity stopped in 1999 after The Hand of Thrawn. There was no Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Luke and Mara got married and lived happily ever after. It is known.
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IT IS KNOWN.
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