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My favorite was when they were potty training and I’d get a “You went potty!! YAY!!! Good job, Daddy!” when I went to the bathroom. I kind of want to stand outside of the bathroom door and cheer for coworkers when they come out of the restroom and see how it goes over.


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Wait until Babymetheus can do the same!
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One of my best friends would always say to his kids, “I Need You to do this or I need you to do that. “ So his toddlers reciprocated with, “I Need, I Need.”
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Like The Minaverse, for example
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My fav thing is when a kid will bust out with something you say all the time and you go “oh, didn’t realize that sounded like that...”
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My now 15(almost)yo when younger wanted to learn to pee standing My wife said "well see how dad does it" My son took this to mean, stand behind your father. Shove your head between his legs and look up and ask "what ya doin"
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Sounds about right, yeah
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