My toddler, hurling himself against my locked bedroom door as I get dressed: “Father! Some monster has separated us with a wooden barrier! But it’s not too late, Father! YOU CAN STILL FIX THIS!!”
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DEUS VULT! before snack time. Toddler probably goes on a crusade to take back the kitchen from the Saracens to have said snack.
End of conversation
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