My toddler son has this new game where he runs up like he’s gonna tell me a secret but he licks my ear. Then he laughs uncontrollably hard and does it again. It’s gross and cold and uncomfortable. And I wouldn’t trade even one lick for any amount of wealth or fame. Thread:
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Too late. I am childless and no male will touch me, so my legacy must be one of SJW tears and ravaged gardens.
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A legacy of positive ripples and a changed world is not solely possible through parenthood. Every act of love and guidance and mentoring secures a positive future.
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