My 2.5 year old son Rampage is easily twice the size and weight of his 10 month old sister, The Destroyer. Today, Rampage stole The Destroyer’s toy chicken. She hurled herself upon Rampage with her teeth bared, snapping and reaching to rend his flesh. We had to drag her off him.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Thank you for sharing you young family's moments and with the humor I enjoy. Oh the visual.
A sweet walk down memory lane. #EmptyNest1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @HerThroneOfGold
I’m glad to help others enjoy these moments as much as I do.
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When I feed the kids spaghetti I either flash to African predator documentaries or zombie films. They look like extras in a low-budget vampire movie.
11:24 AM - 21 Jan 2019
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