Welcome to the Creepy/Profound/Epic phase of child development.
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Teach the toddler to say behold instead of look... my mate refused despite how cool it would be in toy stores etc "behold father, toys!!
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Are you sure this isn’t
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While Bro was writing books(NERD) Kaiju has been singing his son lullabys of doom.
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He’s not wrong.
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I just crunched some numbers. There's a 78% chance the two of you are going to have to save the world from an apocalypse revealed in a hidden and archaeologically innaccurate prophecy.
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Uh, you named him Rampage. It's 50/50, he'll either be a hero or a villain. Either way, I think we're witnessing an origin story. Sorry. Watched Glass yesterday just finished Unbreakable.

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50% chance to fail as a father and watch your child grow up to be a hero instead of a villain is way too much! You have a lot of work to do. Ask me for parenting tips.
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Religious people fear: what if my child is a prophet?
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