A collection of my favorite British memes, with love.pic.twitter.com/pA9sphF77K
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A collection of my favorite British memes, with love.pic.twitter.com/pA9sphF77K
are memes not meant to be fake? seems pretty correct to this british guy here :)
Usually I would reply with a gif of laughter but my permit for gifs after midnight has expired :(
Oi mate, do you have a license to let that permit expire?
yep my permit expiration permit and my permit expiration permit permit are both fully in date!
Kind of suspicious that you’re following the law so closely, though. Need to take you in.
Rats, ok its a fair cop officer, let me grab my being taken in permit and I will be with you.
Wait, don’t they tattoo this on you at birth?
No only our Tea license is tattoo'd. The being taken in permit is attached to our birth certificates (next to the expiry date, and just past the third stamp of authority to stamp documents stamp (the red one) )
I actually believe this...
ah no ! dont ! my being believed before 0700 on a week day license is not tripple stamped!!!!!
I feel that @ProjectWombat and @BurntScribe need to see this thread.
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