It's professional wrestling Justin. They are prepping you for the worst possible deal.. might want to marinate that Pillow, because you'll be biting it hard.
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Replying to @BurntScribe
Well all the good options are either impossible or illegal now. UK is now a vassal state of Germany.
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Replying to @ProjectWombat @BurntScribe
I’m imagining you mean seasonings are illegal and I believe it. Tactical sea salt. High-capacity paprika shakers.
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A home kitchen limit on oil so that the US doesn’t try to invade.
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Replying to @BurntScribe @TheBrometheus
Under the new Brexit.. Butter will be banned. You will need to use "animal fat replacement product - 23B" imported from Germany.
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Replying to @ProjectWombat @TheBrometheus
I guess I'd better get used to dry toast then.
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Replying to @BurntScribe @TheBrometheus
Yeah.. about that... you'll need to replace your toaster with an EU reg compliant one, and because of fire, and anti pollution, and efficiency regs.. will take ages to make toast
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You mean a tactical warmth projector.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @ProjectWombat
No. Heat inducing metal frame.
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