Parents, You really need to take a moment to step back & look at what is happening to our children. You wouldn't allow your son or daughter to sit there & smoke cigarettes in front of you, would you? Then why are you letting them pound down the sodas?https://twitter.com/Mangan150/status/1085160441444163585 …
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Replying to @ZacSmall_
But being a parent is haaaaaaard...pic.twitter.com/4NUf33YtrI
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Also. You yourself should write “How to Raise a Corporate Drone” and list all the ways parents can actively screw up their kids to lead them into a life of misery. Present it as the perfect how-to guide with an upbeat tone to ruin their life and destroy your legacy.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
With helpful tips on all the healthy things to avoid and why they’re so horrible.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
“Make sure your son shaves with Gillette razors while watching their commercials. Do NOT teach him about Dollar Shave Club and do not foster independence from corporate brand loyalty.”
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Hell, I’d write the thing with you.
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