Perfect breakfast, period. Although it's missing maple syrup.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1083731310747635712 …
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Jade Stepford 🎄 Retweeted Adam Lane Smith
Perfect breakfast, period. Although it's missing maple syrup.https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1083731310747635712 …
Jade Stepford 🎄 added,
But I see that bacon is real bacon, @jade_stepford. Why is that? Could it be that
#Canada bacon is not bacon? <<- fact
hm, hm, hm. 
no no noooo I love Canadian bacon!!
When a dear friend sends out a tweet like this.pic.twitter.com/8gojvpyEYv
Let me guess: your Canadian bacon is in a sammich rn with mayo, right?
To be fair, Canadian bacon would be palatable in a sandwich with mayo. In fact, mayo makes almost anything palatable.
On a burger. With beef.
I'll take that.
COLD TAKES! COLD TAKES EVERYWHERE! Mayo=ick on burgers and ham (aka 'Canadian Bacon')pic.twitter.com/Qzkz8Peenx
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