It won't stop the devils from taking you.. Didn't work for Hellboys mom, won't work for you
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Then shout in a terrified voice, “WAS I IN TIME? TELL ME I GOT HERE IN TIME!!!”
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What about having the band play “pop goes the weasel” at a steadily increasing tempo as the audience sits silently staring at the coffin
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I want my funeral Mass to be solemn & proper, but a well-timed playing of "Yakety Sax" as someone's ringtone as my body is being carried out and then having my pallbearers (w/casket) chase the offender around the church grounds Benny Hill-style would rule.
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The highest form of comedy.
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