Now my 4yo is recounting in great specificity and detail all the places he’s thrown up and what he had eaten beforehand.
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Replying to @Emily30Red
Your 4 year old is awesome, first manual eye gouging and now this. Like I said before, he's metal.pic.twitter.com/UjcsocUDHq
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Replying to @hmestedpadre
He rocks. Im going to have to publish a chapbook of my tweets about him.
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Replying to @Emily30Red
Him and my toddler daughter would get along great she has no fear and feels no pain. Total free spirit and loves to partake in glorious battles that leave her my little ponies headless. Bath time is interesting.
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Replying to @Emily30Red
Speaking my language. Brutal children.
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