I knew about this tradition and made sure my best man was a capable fighter to honor tradition.
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Replying to @LichJim @KKalvaitis
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@MrsBrometheus knew about the maid of honor tradition so she didn’t have one because she’d have killed the woman preemptively.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
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Old Roman times, maid of honor acted as a double to confuse vengeful spirits and demons trying to sabotage the couple.
@MrsBrometheus would never allow someone to rob her of the chance to fight a demon with her bare hands while wearing a wedding dress.2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes -
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I look forward to the MGTOW aside commentary in your wedding story. “The hero stepped boldly forward with lance raised to impale the demon (though he shouldn’t have, no woman is worth this).”
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POV of the best man who’s skeptical of the whole affair.
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Grinch ending, his heart grows three sizes and he marries the maid of honor.
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