Marriage is a lot like an orange. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUat5WeFheQ …
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This is both exactly like me and also a personal attack how dare you
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How 95% of metaphors are crafted. Situation + current mental distractions = applicable phrase of dubious accuracy.
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And regularly interrupted
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Hungry too, so earned a like
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