that you’re funny and earnest and a great guy
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My camouflage is working. They don’t even realize I’m a member of a burrito cult.
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You are kind.
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To hamburgers, yes. Everyone else is on their own.
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It's the witty repartee with your interns.
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I have interns?? Why am I fetching my own cheeseburgers?
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Because.......things
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CIA plant. Got it.
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The more followers you have, the less chance of finding the secret assassin.
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