We call my daughter “The Great Destroyer” because during playtime she just follows my son around and viciously dismantles anything he builds. He shrieks “No, please!” in the same tone as a hostage shouting “No, please, I have a family!” Then she bumps her head and he kisses it.
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My kids are already working hard at the next one, I assure you.
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I’m glad one of us has forgotten about the “screaming feces emergency” tweet...
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Truth. Wouldn’t trade this ride for anything. ANYTHING.
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