Writing halted after only 1,000 additional words due to a screaming feces emergency. Toddlers can be a challenge...
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It’s only a code brown if it happens in the tub. It’s a it happened again when he paints the room with it. To be fair I think he does that because he’s practicing his wiping, as he is trained to go in the pottypic.twitter.com/gY4eYb1Tym
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Ok, now I'm scared to have a toddler. I thought that kind of stuff only happened in movies.
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