Woke up from a dream and had a realization: I’ve missed an enormous opportunity throughout my life. I need to own more maroon-colored clothes so I can show up to places one minute late, gesture at my outfit, and say, “Sorry I’m late, I was marooned.”
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Look, I already follow Grant
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Have you seen my comics? "Inflict" barely begins to cover what I do to my followers.
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Fair point!
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Lawful Evil. I have red lines I do not cross, but this is not one of them.
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Not unless I am sent to his (their) office.
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I HAVE PUNNCIPLES!
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