Woke up from a dream and had a realization: I’ve missed an enormous opportunity throughout my life. I need to own more maroon-colored clothes so I can show up to places one minute late, gesture at my outfit, and say, “Sorry I’m late, I was marooned.”
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Startling in simplicity, isn’t it?
4:02 AM - 18 Dec 2018
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