The best part about how much upper Midwest people love casseroles is that when they eat one I get a break from watching them dip their food in bowls of mayonnaise.
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Replying to @NickLowary
I went to Subway up here when I first arrived. The girl put the average amount of mayo in my sandwich. 6 slow passes with the bottle while squeezing as hard as possible, directly into the center of the sandwich. Every bite squirted mayo out the end like a mayonnaise eclair.
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Order fries at a restaurant, receive a bowl of mayo for dipping. They may dress it up with a little basil to convince you it’s exotic. Kept getting sick eating food up here, puking after meals, couldn’t figure out why. Now I order no mayo. They look at me like I’m a lost soul.
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