Parents act like feeding your toddler is hard. Just give them a machete and send them outside. Give them a quick bath with the hose when they come back to wash the entrails off.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
When our son was five, we caught him eating ants. He wouldn't eat real food, maybe mac and cheese and perogies, but he saw Bear Grylls eat ants and that was good enough for him.
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Replying to @SteelJanz @TheBrometheus
Straight up live ants. Said they were spicy. But he also used to eat chalk and crayons, so his may not be the palette to follow.
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Replying to @SteelJanz @Stbd2525
Our sons could start a restaurant together, as long as they also sell tomatoes dipped in ketchup.
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