Advent candle was lit for less than 1 minute before my son Rampage shoved his hand into the flame.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
My three left plenty of stories, most of which, according to the lovely and beautiful missus, were "your child" during the current "adventure". I swear I never showed them how to pass a hand through a candle flame or other similar foolishness until they were at least mid-teen.
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Purell hand sanitizer smeared on a sword and ignited.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @NanbanJim
If it gets on your wrist, is that an early fire-arm?
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Replying to @unclewilver @NanbanJim
I thought we were friends
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