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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    1. Apex Oliver 🦍‏ @ApexOliver 1 Dec 2018
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      My productivity this week was at an all time low. Why? Women. I forgot how much of time wasters women truly are.

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    2. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      Depends on the woman. Mine would brain me with a cast iron skillet if I sat around all the time being lazy and unproductive when I could be working to provide for the family. She keeps my hot meals rolling on time. A good woman supports your productivity like a pit crew.

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      A selfish woman is like a selfish man: common, plentiful, and an active, demanding leech.

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    4. Apex Oliver 🦍‏ @ApexOliver 1 Dec 2018
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      True. But we're talking about the dating/meeting phase.. So it's only natural to spend time

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    5. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      Unfortunately that phase is a crapshoot whether you’re wasting time or not. But the women you’re looking for will encourage you to be primarily productive anyway. Good way to root out the high maintenance from quality partners.

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    6. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      That’s one way my wife showed me she was high quality. I’d tell her I had work to do. Her response was always: “How can I help?”

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    7. Apex Oliver 🦍‏ @ApexOliver 1 Dec 2018
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      Damn that's awesome man. I always got "Is your work more important than me??" Answer "No" and you can forget about work. Answer "Yes" and you can forget about BOTH work and sex 😂 I mainly pump and dump these days, hard to find a woman worthy of keeping around.

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    8. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      Sounds like awful women. My wife never once said that, ever. I’d have been gone if she did. Ten years into marriage and she proactively asks how to support my work. In return, I proactively meet her needs. But it started with very selective standards.

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    9. Apex Oliver 🦍‏ @ApexOliver 1 Dec 2018
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      Sounds like you found yourself a unicorn bro. I'm extremely happy for you! It's going to take a lot of time and hassle to find a woman of that caliber

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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      Bear traps, bro. Use a yearly planner, a plate of sushi, and some long-term US savings bonds as bait.

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        2. Jordan WP‏ @Jordan_WP 1 Dec 2018
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          I’ve also heard that rock hard 6 pack abs also aid in this effort Cannot confirm the legitimacy of these claims

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        3. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 1 Dec 2018
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          My six pack is still in the cooler so can confirm: not required.

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