My son is learning to lie, but he does it really poorly. He’ll fart extremely loudly then look at me and tell me that I was the one who farted. He’s also being toilet trained and knows not to pee on the floor, but he’ll tell me he peed on the floor in a room to lure me there.
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So he grabs my hand and says, “Pee floor Daddy room. Okay let’s go.” I grab a towel and grumble as we walk there. Then he points at the TV and says, “Okay, watch Nemo?” “Where’s the pee, buddy?” “No pee. Nemo.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Haha, the little bastard. They grow up so fast. Last week he was just destroying everything with brute force, now he is using subtlety and misdirection.
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Replying to @galev_ph
If you think he stopped destroying through brute force...
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