My son is learning to lie, but he does it really poorly. He’ll fart extremely loudly then look at me and tell me that I was the one who farted. He’s also being toilet trained and knows not to pee on the floor, but he’ll tell me he peed on the floor in a room to lure me there.
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You do this to @BbySqllngDrgns don’t you
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This is probably the truth, we are Italians.
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