Cat people always ask why I despise cats. My parents bought me a kitten for Christmas when I was 4, but it jumped on my baby sister so they got rid of it and raised me to hate cats so I’d stop complaining. My dad told me “Cats are the other white meat.” This is my origin story.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Cats are almost as useless and evil as monkeys. I've been bit by both. At least the cat can be used to de-rodentify a barn.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @unclewilver
Marlowe fetches better than any of our dogs!
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There are others ways to serve vermin?
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