For those keeping score: My toddler son, Rampage, is 2 years old and just pulled down a 7-foot Christmas tree with his bare hands.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
*cracks knuckles* so do you wanna secure the tree to the ceiling, put an electric fence around it, or build him a secure time-out compound? I can have my boys here to start work 30 days after we sign the contract.
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Replying to @BourbonGoggles
1) He’d just use the anchored tree as a climbing challenge. 2) He’d enjoy electrocuting himself over and over. 3) Ever see The Great Escape? With Steve McQueen? That’s him.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @BourbonGoggles
We should have made McQueen his middle name instead of Rampage
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Replying to @epochwolf @SteelJanz and
I’d just point at him as he’s chewing on the judge’s leg.
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Replying to @epochwolf @SteelJanz and
It’ll end worse when he hurls the flagstaff through someone’s chest like a javelin.
5:14 AM - 25 Nov 2018
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