Cat people always ask why I despise cats. My parents bought me a kitten for Christmas when I was 4, but it jumped on my baby sister so they got rid of it and raised me to hate cats so I’d stop complaining. My dad told me “Cats are the other white meat.” This is my origin story.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Tragic
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Now I am Catman, striking fear into the heart of sofa owners.
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