I once tried to eat half the average daily mayonnaise intake of an average Midwesterner. Had to stop after 4 days and got so sick I called my doctor. Now I order no mayo on food, but restaurant workers try to burn me as an inhuman heretic. Subway here serves mayonnaise eclairs.
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SIX PASSES fuck that's alot
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Bro. Imagine not expecting it, watching it happen, and knowing that’s your food.
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