Infants are like, “Get me out of this crib! I crapped myself, now I’m bored!” Toddlers are like, “We may never know who set this fire.”
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I hope the weaponry is out of his reach. I am not ready for a tiny viking invasion to Europe, yet.
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Yep, locked gun cabinet.
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