Get a cat. Same thing, only the cat doesn't ask for the car or go to college.
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It's a rare cat that lasts 18 years, too.
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They'll grow up to be teenagers. Then YOU will desperately try to get THEM to wake up.
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6:30 A.M. every damn morning "Daddy!" Freaking traumatic, I tell you.
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You get to sleep in until 6:30??
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