Took my Protestant mother to Mass this weekend. She complained there’s too much ritual and ceremony. So picture this: >Priest saunters to the altar >Wearing jeans and a black wifebeater >tosses a loaf of bread on the altar >In a thick jersey accent: “There’s your freakin body.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
>Go to confession booth >Priest says nothing, just stares at you until you start confessing.pic.twitter.com/mIgQepDZxp
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Replying to @KKalvaitis
>”Whatever, man. God probably thinks you’re fine.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
"three Hail Marys and a Stone Cold Stunner" "Wha-?" *Priest Stone Cold Stunners the sinner and walks away as his theme music plays*
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Replying to @KKalvaitis @TheBrometheus
"Look, God loves us and He wants us to be good. But if you're not, he's gonna come down here and bust your freakin' skull!"
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Replying to @CrusaderSaracen @KKalvaitis
If @Oghma_EM was a priest.
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