Took my Protestant mother to Mass this weekend. She complained there’s too much ritual and ceremony. So picture this: >Priest saunters to the altar >Wearing jeans and a black wifebeater >tosses a loaf of bread on the altar >In a thick jersey accent: “There’s your freakin body.”
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"In response to the success of the "polka mass" at Saint Mary's Parish, I'd like the congregation to to please give a warm welcome to our guest accompanists: Stryper. On your pews you will find copies of the opening hymn "To Hell with the Devil""
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