Took my Protestant mother to Mass this weekend. She complained there’s too much ritual and ceremony. So picture this: >Priest saunters to the altar >Wearing jeans and a black wifebeater >tosses a loaf of bread on the altar >In a thick jersey accent: “There’s your freakin body.”
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"three Hail Marys and a Stone Cold Stunner" "Wha-?" *Priest Stone Cold Stunners the sinner and walks away as his theme music plays*
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"Look, God loves us and He wants us to be good. But if you're not, he's gonna come down here and bust your freakin' skull!"
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>"Do 10 Hail Marys or you're sleeping with the fishes tonight."
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“Bless me Father for I have sinned. I killed three men.” “What do you want, a freakin medal?”
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