Why am I imagining Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as a priest now.pic.twitter.com/7MlwTvnaYH
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"Alright lets just git this frickin thing over with. "Open to page... uh... whatever's *cough*. Yeah you see that? Read it. Alright. "I forgot to write a homily sos: If you're good you got to heaven. If you're bad you go to hell. Simple enough? Alright here's your body."
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>Go to confession booth >Priest says nothing, just stares at you until you start confessing.pic.twitter.com/mIgQepDZxp
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>”Whatever, man. God probably thinks you’re fine.”
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Oh yes we will. Just... not without a serious change. An awakening. A Revelation, one might say.
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So...mass in Brooklyn?
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Picture Prots: start with squealing...singing, accompanied by organ, drum or guitar, the ENTIRE song.Three songs, speaker. Two songs, speaker. One song, pastor. Every sermon, works don't save, well duh, but I should have desire to work my faith, right?Ending service. TWO songs.
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