Look, all I’m saying is that when my daughter gets her first job she’s going to receive an invoice for the hourly rate on all these sleepless nights.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I told mine I looked forward to the day I could visit their homes and leave the lights on and the door open.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Oh, and leave an ice cream carton with two bites left, along with a spoon.
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Replying to @unclewilver
Go through their leftovers and pick out just the good stuff, leave whole containers of the rest.
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