When my children become teenagers I'm going to randomly wake them up at 3:00 am and ask them if it's time to get up yet.
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Then tell them proudly that you slept all night.
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Don’t worry, parental amnesia will have set in by then.
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That’s what the accounting logs are for.
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I told mine I looked forward to the day I could visit their homes and leave the lights on and the door open.
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Leave half-eaten apples everywhere.
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