Being the parent of a toddler means a return to taking naps, because the little bipedal rats don’t like to nap alone and want to be snuggled but when you try to slide your arm out he knows, HE ALWAYS KNOWS
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Roll up a towel. Slide it under rat. Keep REAL arm above rat, stroking forehead. Slide pillow between you and rat when he’s asleep to maintain pseudo-body pressure. Go do stuff while sleeping rats lie.
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