Being a parent of a toddler means going in your room to change and closing the door, as seconds later your toddler hits the door full-force and starts screaming, “Father! Some villain has separated us with a barrier of wood! But it’s not too late, Father, YOU CAN STILL FIX THIS!”
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When you're 2 years old, and you only want one apple, but you want the BEST apple.
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