Every day I set out to torment my extended family in creative new ways.pic.twitter.com/8wDyniIF5M
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Or walking into a Mexican wedding and saying really loudly, “Hey, they’re speaking English!” in genuine surprise.
Or when someone said her husband died after he shot himself he asked, “On purpose?”
Ooooookay
Now I am continuing this in my head Lady: "Excuse-me! I am the widow!" Your dad: "Oh, then I am in luck, aren't I?"
Actually after that he wandered away and the woman looked at her friend and said, “What a strange little man.” (He’s 5’2”)
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