My father also has those: "be calm, like the squirrel in the forest fire" or "like the pig at the slaughterhouse"
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My father is more known for making casual outrageous statements. Like telling old women, “I bet you used to be quite a looker!” while standing in line for food AT A FUNERAL WAKE.
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