@HunterDrewTFA, you need to be bearded for two now.
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I think my son might revolt if I shaved mine. What else is he going to tug on? And as soon as I typed that, I realized the answer is "my lip" and swore to be forever bearded.

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My son also does this when I have no beard. Can confirm.
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Big braided mustache so she Can grab hold and swing from your face.
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The obvious solution.
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