We sit in the front rows. The deacon and priest barely kept a straight face while watching the deadly battle taking place in our pew. Fortunately our parish has a “children are blessings to continue the Church” policy, so we all get to enjoy the antics of parents during Mass.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I sincerely want to meet you and your family one day.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Come to mass with us, you can help restrain the beast.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
You're in the Midwest right? Haha. Maybe I'll take on that tossed gauntlet.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Let me get some cash together to buy more training swords and shields for guests and we’ll make a real trip of it.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Bring it. I’ll whoop you before Mass and feed you breakfast after.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @AndrewLoeschner
Woah woah woah, you ain’t starting this without me. I have been training with my three brothers my whole life for this moment.
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Replying to @dbledford13 @TheBrometheus
I think we can probably turn this into a full scale battle scene at this rate.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner @TheBrometheus
Yeah. I got some compadres I can call up in a couple states who would love a good brawl
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Maybe I can beat you boys on stamina. I don’t like to brag, but I can usually brush my teeth without getting winded.
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