How to spot my family sitting in Mass:
@MrsBrometheus, wearing a traditional hair veil, seated with graceful poise, and holding an infant wearing a tasteful bonnet.
Me, dramatically wrestling the King Kong of toddlers who wants to storm the altar and shout about the Lion King.
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We sit in the front rows. The deacon and priest barely kept a straight face while watching the deadly battle taking place in our pew. Fortunately our parish has a “children are blessings to continue the Church” policy, so we all get to enjoy the antics of parents during Mass.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I sincerely want to meet you and your family one day.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Come to mass with us, you can help restrain the beast.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
You're in the Midwest right? Haha. Maybe I'll take on that tossed gauntlet.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Let me get some cash together to buy more training swords and shields for guests and we’ll make a real trip of it.
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Replying to @AndrewLoeschner
Bring it. I’ll whoop you before Mass and feed you breakfast after.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @AndrewLoeschner
Woah woah woah, you ain’t starting this without me. I have been training with my three brothers my whole life for this moment.
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Replying to @dbledford13 @TheBrometheus
I think we can probably turn this into a full scale battle scene at this rate.
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The shield wall is forming.
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