And now @MrsBrometheus is dressing 5 dead pheasants in the sink.
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That feeling when you want to make a joke about how
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I’m a man of infinite mystery.
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While patronizing the local library for
@monsterhunter45 novels, I saw a rack of free books. I picked up one that looked interesting only to see a blurb by Chuck Wendig. I had to go wash up before I left. I know how the pheasants felt just before their demise. -
You likely made the right choice.
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