@TheBrometheus this sounds kinda weird but can i have a story of your son like every time you say somthing about him its funny as hell
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Replying to @jessee409
This weekend he learned to open doors, and it is exactly like the scene in Jurassic Park where the raptors open the door and hunt the kids in the kitchen. Sometimes he even hisses as he does it.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @jessee409
We are living in fear of the night he opens his bedroom door and then ours. I’ll wake up and see him looming over us at the foot of the bed, and as our eyes make contact he’ll whisper, “Lion King.”
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Hope that got you through whatever your day has been like. :)
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We are snuggling under a blanket and watching lion king, and he’s naming every animal as it comes on. I am sleep deprived and broke and I wouldn’t trade fatherhood for all the wealth in the world.
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I was just sitting here and out of no where i just thought his son is goofy as hell XD
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He’s 2, he just tried to read Peter Rabbit to his baby sister.
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