“Hey buddy, want to read this book?” 2 year old: “NO!” >snatches book from my hand >hurls book out of his bedroom into hallway >sets fire to hallway >salts the earth under the ashes of the hallway to prevent the growth of new hallways >cries because he did want to read the book
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Where's the part where he demanded a giant burrito for his bedtime snack?
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Replying to @jjgiorgis
Sadly he does not yet possess the dexterity to hold and eat a burrito or burger.
5:49 PM - 27 Oct 2018
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